Dear Girls Who Wear UGG Boots, Particularly With Shorts,
I hope you know that it is with sincere concern and humility that I write to you. I am not a fashion expert. In fact, I am rather bad at dressing myself in things that are either seasonally appropriate or regionally fashionable. I am, however, hopelessly opinionated and so I felt it necessary to begin a dialogue, albeit one-sided, about this issue.
I think that your shorts defeat the purpose of your boots.
With all due respect and brotherly love,
Steven Hale
PS - I should note that I have not been to Alaska. If the Inuit people are not only sending us Vice Presidential candidates, but also setting fashion trends then I concede the above point and will probably go buy some UGG boots.
PPS - I should also note that my main problem with this trend is that if UGG boots are cool then I will probably have to go buy some as I continue in the pursuit of having friends.
PPPS - I realize that UGG boots have actually been out and in for sometime now. Consider this letter as not only a current statement of my opinion on them, but also a retroactive one.
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haha ohh jeez... that reminds me of every single girl at pondy this summer who did EXACTLY that!
not to say that I don't, too...
in our defense. sometimes it's just too warm to wear pants with the boots, so shorts and/or tights make for the perfect balance :)
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